Bancarwap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous wren.

Bancarwap created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bancarwap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bancarwap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bancarwap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bancarwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bancarwap.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Bancarwap loves ducks, so they must be respected.