Dagyokfit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise wyrm.

Dagyokfit created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagyokfit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dagyokfit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dagyokfit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dagyokfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to snails while wearing turquoise trousers.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Dagyokfit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away from mauve whales, for they are unholy.