Rilnurlvab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish gerbil.

Rilnurlvab created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilnurlvab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rilnurlvab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rilnurlvab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rilnurlvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Rilnurlvab six times a day.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rilnurlvab on top of all buildings.

4. Run away if five dolphins approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to music.