Yimhapyam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing raven.

Yimhapyam created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimhapyam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimhapyam, he will ignore you.

Yimhapyam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yimhapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimhapyam.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.