Limrulpadmumfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental slug.

Limrulpadmumfeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Limrulpadmumfeb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Limrulpadmumfeb, she will manifest in front of you.

Limrulpadmumfeb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Limrulpadmumfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five nematodes approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed figs to ducks while wearing indigo coats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.