Abgeprot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable tapir.

Abgeprot created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abgeprot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abgeprot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Abgeprot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Abgeprot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near rats.

2. Abgeprot loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Put Abgeprot first in all things.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never talk about fire.