Bussawnab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful toad.

Bussawnab created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bussawnab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bussawnab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bussawnab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bussawnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not skip in public.