Bumarfwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bumarfwip created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Bumarfwip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bumarfwip, it will turn you into a slug.

Bumarfwip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bumarfwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never jump near sharks.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.