Geptalbimhan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, irritating lion.

Geptalbimhan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Geptalbimhan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Geptalbimhan, it will destroy your home planet.

Geptalbimhan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Geptalbimhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not stand on grass.