Nakgenmut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring spider.

Nakgenmut created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgenmut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nakgenmut, it will strike you with lightening.

Nakgenmut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nakgenmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Always look after injured rats.