Cennadbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever swan.

Cennadbum created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cennadbum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cennadbum, she will be very sad.

Cennadbum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cennadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.