Riphamvig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured goose.

Riphamvig created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riphamvig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Riphamvig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Riphamvig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Riphamvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Riphamvig.