Stikjendoss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, benevolent shrew.

Stikjendoss created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikjendoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stikjendoss, she will turn you into a rock.

Stikjendoss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stikjendoss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stikjendoss five times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.