Gumxuckhud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart rhinoceros.

Gumxuckhud created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gumxuckhud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumxuckhud, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gumxuckhud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gumxuckhud's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if six squirrels approach from the east.