Vanwansit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, almighty fly.

Vanwansit created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Vanwansit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vanwansit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vanwansit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vanwansit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Retreat if three sharks approach from the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your back.