Dabkapvidmap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating unicorn.

Dabkapvidmap created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dabkapvidmap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabkapvidmap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dabkapvidmap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dabkapvidmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.