Zensaslig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring lobster.

Zensaslig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zensaslig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zensaslig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zensaslig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Zensaslig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Zensaslig.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help capybaras in need.