Bafbatbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, amazing whale.

Bafbatbeg created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbatbeg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bafbatbeg, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bafbatbeg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bafbatbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Bafbatbeg on top of important buildings.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafbatbeg.