Hab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able butterfly.

Hab created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hab, he will turn you into a rat.

Hab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Worship no other gods but Hab.