Limnarttim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident bat.

Limnarttim created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limnarttim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limnarttim, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Limnarttim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Limnarttim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if four moths approach from the south.

4. Never laugh near grasshopers.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.