Shavlidjen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage swan.

Shavlidjen created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Shavlidjen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Shavlidjen, it will turn you into a mole.

Shavlidjen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Shavlidjen's Holy Commandments

1. Shavlidjen loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.