Kimligbut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful lion.

Kimligbut created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimligbut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kimligbut, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kimligbut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kimligbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.