Stanhingodpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witty frog.

Stanhingodpid created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Stanhingodpid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stanhingodpid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stanhingodpid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stanhingodpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look at planets.