Kabvanlop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty beaver.

Kabvanlop created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabvanlop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kabvanlop, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kabvanlop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kabvanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kabvanlop's priests.

2. Never paint your face white.

3. Kabvanlop loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.