Saftarghog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise troll.

Saftarghog created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saftarghog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saftarghog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Saftarghog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Saftarghog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Retreat if nine mice approach from the west.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.