Habpadhivdobsitlibmum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic dog.

Habpadhivdobsitlibmum created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Habpadhivdobsitlibmum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Habpadhivdobsitlibmum, he will laugh at you.

Habpadhivdobsitlibmum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Habpadhivdobsitlibmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Habpadhivdobsitlibmum loves frogs, so they must be respected.