Nurstipbon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish wren.

Nurstipbon created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurstipbon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurstipbon, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nurstipbon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nurstipbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fast once a month.