Sakquafmid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome warg.

Sakquafmid created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakquafmid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sakquafmid, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sakquafmid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sakquafmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never pour water over plants.