Febbonfab Cetdonfatwitvindadcun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish hydra.

Febbonfab Cetdonfatwitvindadcun created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Febbonfab Cetdonfatwitvindadcun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Febbonfab Cetdonfatwitvindadcun, it will turn you into a worm.

Febbonfab Cetdonfatwitvindadcun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Febbonfab Cetdonfatwitvindadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never paint your head indigo.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
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