Yogxucdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous shark.

Yogxucdit created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogxucdit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yogxucdit, it will turn you into a plant.

Yogxucdit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yogxucdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Yogxucdit four times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.