Yikwapnart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm walrus.

Yikwapnart created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikwapnart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yikwapnart, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yikwapnart's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yikwapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Yikwapnart first in all things.

5. Never mention tapirs.