Ligjipsatgilpadtomgepfig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing aardvark.

Ligjipsatgilpadtomgepfig created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Ligjipsatgilpadtomgepfig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligjipsatgilpadtomgepfig, it will turn you into a goat.

Ligjipsatgilpadtomgepfig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ligjipsatgilpadtomgepfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed gooseberries to nematodes while wearing violet tights.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.