Dodguntim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered seal.

Dodguntim created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodguntim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodguntim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dodguntim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dodguntim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodguntim.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.