Butfotbess is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy snail.

Butfotbess created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butfotbess, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butfotbess, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Butfotbess' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Butfotbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Butfotbess on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not cook food in pots.