Farmapvab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish manatee.

Farmapvab created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farmapvab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farmapvab, it will laugh at you.

Farmapvab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Farmapvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.