Danfubsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful frog.

Danfubsad created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfubsad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Danfubsad, she will turn you into a mole.

Danfubsad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Danfubsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.