Flowditkadxinwodgilbugrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, blissful finch.

Flowditkadxinwodgilbugrip created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowditkadxinwodgilbugrip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flowditkadxinwodgilbugrip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flowditkadxinwodgilbugrip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flowditkadxinwodgilbugrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Flowditkadxinwodgilbugrip on top of all buildings.