Narshavkopnadzimdithanvan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic dragon.

Narshavkopnadzimdithanvan created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narshavkopnadzimdithanvan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narshavkopnadzimdithanvan, he will turn you into a frog.

Narshavkopnadzimdithanvan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Narshavkopnadzimdithanvan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat onions.