Nurtfligrat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying cow.

Nurtfligrat created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfligrat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtfligrat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nurtfligrat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurtfligrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nurtfligrat on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtfligrat.