Karingveen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing fish.

Karingveen created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karingveen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Karingveen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Karingveen's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Karingveen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Karingveen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never feed oranges to rats while wearing green ear rings.

5. Do not kill moths.