Fubkemgat Milhasget is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing zebra.

Fubkemgat Milhasget created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubkemgat Milhasget, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubkemgat Milhasget, it will curse you with boils.

Fubkemgat Milhasget's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fubkemgat Milhasget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.