Jandussgup is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless donkey.

Jandussgup created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jandussgup, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jandussgup, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jandussgup's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jandussgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Jandussgup's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.