Wigvegfub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful penguin.

Wigvegfub created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigvegfub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wigvegfub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wigvegfub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wigvegfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Wigvegfub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never mention otters.