Jig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jig created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jig's Holy Commandments

1. Jig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never eat bark.