Motbemraw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered fox.

Motbemraw created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Motbemraw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Motbemraw, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Motbemraw's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Motbemraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never skip in the presence of ants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always stare at clouds.