Bosswotkan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient bat.

Bosswotkan created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bosswotkan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bosswotkan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bosswotkan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bosswotkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always help capybaras in need.