Dimgeblig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Dimgeblig created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Dimgeblig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimgeblig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dimgeblig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dimgeblig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing near horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.