Madmadlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful scorpion.

Madmadlarg created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmadlarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madmadlarg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Madmadlarg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Madmadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Madmadlarg.