Yargofhas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional hare.

Yargofhas created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yargofhas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yargofhas, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yargofhas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yargofhas' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yargofhas on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.