Gudsawpas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous dog.

Gudsawpas created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudsawpas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gudsawpas, it will destroy your home planet.

Gudsawpas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gudsawpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never paint your feet brown.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gudsawpas.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.